My mom used to write smutty Kirk/Spock fanfiction back in the 80’s so I’m like a second generation smut writer.
so you’re the next generation smut writer
area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
THIS IS THE BEST HEADCANON
Salem too. No one would find odd things strange in the town that plays up the Salem Witch Trials so much.
So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one
that’s why storms are named after people
Ducklings have great brakes.
googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed
His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
”Can i have some of your-“
Never judge a booty by it’s stretchmarks
Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???