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le-le-lestrade:

dhampirkhaleesi:

My mom used to write smutty Kirk/Spock fanfiction back in the 80’s so I’m like a second generation smut writer.

so you’re the next generation smut writer

wolfstarforever:

officialfolgers:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

THIS IS THE BEST HEADCANON

Salem too. No one would find odd things strange in the town that plays up the Salem Witch Trials so much.

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

cakejam:

”Can i have some of your-“

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validx2:

Never judge a booty by it’s stretchmarks 

thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

madame-loki:

nerdywithadashofawesome:

paintedprintedpaper:

moonlightmina13:

gayteenss:

wetpaintanddrynoise:

thatfuckingcrowv2:

unic0rrn-sluts:

this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…

Acurate.

Actually today.

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Yes

i will never not reblog. its too accurate

wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???

Yes.

Let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.